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Thursday, April 17, 2014

I'm Upgrading The RSA Key to 16184 Bits To Be Safe

For the secure site of course: https://nsa.gov (resolves to this IP: 23.194.135.194)

Report here (They received a C. Now it's A+++ Certified): https://www.ssllabs.com/ssltest/analyze.html?d=nsa.gov

While Walking Under A Beautiful Misting Rainbow I Realized Something

HAARP needs to take all of the humidity that will happen to Texas this summer and warp into black hole back to Fred Phelps Asshole and keep it a cool 80 degrees the entire time so my black ass doesn't have to leave the state all summer. I'm solving that problem right now as I type on the computer. Thanks AccuWeather!

I Went To Prison For 20 Years

It only took me 3 days in deep space to get out - Zinger!

New Clearnet URL Redirect For The Silk Road Marketplace

Link to Tor BB redirect page: http://silkroadmp.com
URL for Marketplace: http://silkroad6ownowfk.onion
URL for Forum: http://silkroad5v7dywlc.onion

Getting quality drugs for free has never been easier. Use responsibly like anything ya fucking idiots who ruin the fun for the rest of us (I'm included in this).

Brilliant Idea To Automatically Make Your Cover Letter Ring The Phone

Link here: http://tinyurl.com/l62dtnu

Some Declassified Events Over the Past Few Weeks That Won't Harm National Security

1) We recently had a nuclear winter. We launched a warhead from the bottom of the whitehouse to propel a wormhole through Fred Phelps asshole. All we found was a much of static information. I wish I could make this stuff up.

2) Apparently I am married to Princess Zelda, Princess Jasmine, Princess Kate, and all kinds of bambi's and bad ass bitches. I guess I get the last laugh heh

3) I am doing God's work son

4) Relativity and Quantum Mechanics has been bridged. I did the world race in 3 days. I literally fell through the dead sea into a Doku tree from Legend of Zelda and now I'm running on an infinite energy source called star power. The only way I can sleep now is having my baby with me, my medication, and/or weed.

5) I'm doing really great, and I love all you guys. The breast and brightest. I have an open door policy. I will literally be sitting here like a Socractric rock until told to do otherwise, like eat and take a piss.

Ciao!


Breaking News: Obamacare Has Been Fully Implemented

If you don't have coverage, you will qualify for your state's medicaid program. I'm on it as well as 307+ million Americans.

Wooooo a big victory for health care in this beautiful journey called life. Makes me feel really good knowing all the mental health hurdles I've had to deal with over the years.

Keep fighting guys.